Yummy mixed salad & homemade dressing

I have been eating waaay too much dark bread the past few days so my tiny hangover made me crave real food. I pretty much emptied the fridge for ingredients and now I'm pretty much too full to move. What I used -

A handful fresh kale, some pea shoots, two tomatoes, one red oninion, the tip of a red chili pepper, half an apple, one garlic and some pepper.

For the dressing I mixed mayonnaise, mustard, ketchup, some garlic, pepper, chilli, paprika and then I squeezed some lemon in too. Not very healthy, but much needed before getting ready for tonight!